Episode 16: A kitchen romance
Michal: Oh Bronka! I'm so miserable! Alice doesn't want to go out with me.
Helen: Oh sorry, Michal. Am I interrupting something here?
Michal: No, no, I'm just pouring my heart out to Bronka.
Helen: Oh yeah, I found out that Alice gave you a knock-back but it's not the end of the world. There are plenty more fish in the sea you know.
Michal: Fish? I don't want a fish, I want a date!
Helen: Well, there's someone right in front of you!
Michal: You're always too busy studying. You wouldn't go out with a guy like me.
Helen: Oh wouldn't I? Why don't you ask first!
Michal: Would you?
Helen: I'd love to!
Episode 17: Booking tickets*
Agent: Good morning, London Attractions.
Michal: I'd like to book two tickets for next week. For River Boat cruise please.
Agent: OK. When?
Michal: Next Thuesday.
Agent: Sorry?
Michal: Thuesday.
Agent: I'm sorry sir, is that Tuesday the first or Thursday the third?
Michal: Thursday the third.
Agent: Right, and what time would you like?
Michal: In an evening.
Agent: Because it's winter, the last trip is at 7.00. Is that OK?
Michal: Yes thanks.
Agent: OK, just let me put you on hold for a moment please.
* This episode features competition winner Wesley from Sao Paulo, Brazil as the travel agent.
Episode 18: Emergency
Alice: Oh it's so quiet tonight! You could hear a pin drop. Gives me a chance to catch up on my reading.
Man: Quick, quick! Get a doctor!
Alice: She's just gone for a break. What's the matter?
Man: I don't know. It's my son. He's stopped breathing.
Alice: Oh no! Wait a minute, I'll just phone for the doctor.
Man: There's no time. You have to give him mouth to mouth.
Alice: But I haven't done it before!
Man: You haven't done it before?
Alice: No, not for real. Wait while I find the phone.
Man: No! No, you must do it now!
Episode 19: Tim's reward
Tim: Hello I'm calling from McCarthy's. I helped you when you were looking at watches the other day.
Customer: Yes?
Tim: I think I've found something of yours. Have you lost anything?
Customer: Not that I've noticed. No, nothing seems to be missing.
Tim: Well, you dropped £150!
Customer: Really!
Tim: Yes. Now, how can I return your money?
Customer: Oh how refreshingly honest! But I think a small reward is in order, don't you?
Tim: Oh I couldn't.
Customer: You could. I'm sure you have a pretty young girlfriend who needs to be spoiled.
Tim: No I don't. I'm single just now.
Customer: A good looking man like you? I don't believe it!
Episode 20: A date by the river
Helen: Oh Michal, that river cruise was fantastic.
Michal: It was lovely seeing all those famous buildings, wasn't it?
Helen: Yes, Big Ben, the Houses of Parliament and the London Eye all looked so impressive in the winter light, didn't they?
Michal: You look lovely in the winter light too you know.
Helen: Oh Michal, you're so sweet.
Michal: It's true. You're beautiful Helen.
Helen: You're quite a hunk yourself, you know.
Michal: That might be true but suddenly I'm feeling a little sea-sick.
Helen: You do look a bit green. You're not going to throw up, are you?
Michal: Oh yes, I don't feel well. I think I'm going to be sick.
Helen: Was it something I said?
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