Episode 21: Tim's treat
Tim: Hiya folks. How's everyone this fine evening?
Alice: Exhausted! I had to give someone mouth-to-mouth for the first time today!
Helen: That's so exciting, congratulations! You must feel really proud.
Alice: Yes I do. How are you Helen?
Helen: I'm tired, I've been staring at finance textbooks all day.
Michal: I think my head is going to expand from all my studying too.
Tim: Well, how about a drink at the pub? My treat! Would that make you two feel less worn-out?
Helen: You paying for all of us? That's not like you.
Alice: What's come over you?
Tim: Well let's just say I got a special bonus at work.
Episode 22: Christmas lunch
Alice: OK, who's for turkey and all the trimmings?
All: Me!
Helen: Let's pull the crackers first! Michal pull one with me. Alice, you pull one with Tim.
Tim: OK, here goes!
Helen: I won!
Tim: Ah so did I!
Michal: What did you get?
Helen: A hat, a key-ring and a joke. Are you ready? OK "What do you get if you cross a stereo with
a refrigerator?"
All: We don't know!
Helen: "Cool music!"
Tim: Ha ha very funny! Right, ready for another one? "What did one dolphin say to the other one?"
All: We don't know!
Tim: "You did that on porpoise!"
All: Awh! Merry Christmas!
Episode 23: New Year's resolutions
Alice: Oh it's nearly the New Year. Has everyone got their champagne glasses ready? There's still
time to think about our New Year's resolutions. Tim, you go first.
Tim: OK, this year I'm going to work really hard and try and get promoted! What about you, cousin
Michal?
Michal: I'm going to give up fast food and be much more healthy. Helen?
Helen: I've got to start really studying. My finals will be here before I know it. Alice?
Alice: My resolution is to find love. I want to meet someone who's gorgeous, funny and rich! Look
look, look, it's almost midnight! Let's start counting down: five, four...
All: Three, two, one. Cheers, cheers. Happy New Year everyone!
Tim: Marvellous...
Episode 24: The Stockroom
Manager: Morning Tim, you look very well turned out today.
Tim: Thank you. It's a new suit for the New Year. I like to look smart for the customers.
Manager: Yes. Erm, I need to talk to you about something. I'd like you to work in the stockroom.
Tim: The stockroom! But...
Manager: I know, I know. But don't forget the jewellery department will need an assistant manager
soon.
Tim: I don't understand.
Manager: Well, if you do this for me, I'll make sure you get an interview for the position.
Tim: Right, so if I work in the stockroom...
Manager: You'll have a chance of promotion. No guarantees of course.
Tim: Hmm.can I think about it?
Episode 25: Fast food
Alice: Ooh, what's that smell? Do I detect cheeseburger and fries? Michal, you disappoint me. What
happened to all your resolve at New Year?
Michal: I'm trying to give up fast food but it's just so easy and cheap. I'm really beginning to run out
of money so I can't afford better food and I'm really missing my mum's cooking and I don't
know how to cook the way she does and I miss my friends and I don't have a job.
Alice: Oh Michal, don't cry. Come here pet, let me give you a hug.
Helen: Michal! Alice! What the hell do think you're doing?
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